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  1. Airhead 5 hours of fame and fortune to qualify for your government pension per week

    5 hours of Voluntary Casual labour Introductory website helping out a business that pays your benefits

    For businesses that need the help occasionally and a cold one afterwards

    8,000,000 * 120 = $960 million returned to the economy to help out each week Or $49.9 trillion

    In reply to chinese communist party TEMU mail order company designed to take over western economies using slave labour Temu and the Temu app

    Can we ban this now and tiktok - doesn't anyone realise this is deliberate and overt undermining of western economies ( and democracies) please

    Any good!?

  2. The ( in)Voice Part 9

    It's official the incompetent ( fabian) socialist scrounger state governments around Australia indeed around the world will do anything to distract attention from the complete mess they have made of everything they have touched ( russia the chinese communist party the corrupt and incompetent alp in Victoria) and the condonance of the disgraceful and evil regimes they represent ( putin she ging ping pong and sung yung moon and dan andrews)

    china which fatally harvests organs, oppresses Falung Gong 'dissidents', commits genocide against Uighars and enslaves them using forced labour, and legally and illegally imprisons exponents of free speech, and wages economic war against democracy and freedom in other countries - how much more evidence do you need!!!???

    All of these things would cause a public outcry if committed here in Australia but not a boo from federal state or local government in Australia who continue to trade with china

    The ( in)Voice is designed to do just that divide and ruin the very basis of our freedom namely our constitution and probably bankrupt us - on the basis that you may be part aboriginal - with or without a genetic test!?

    You only need to answer a survey to do this ATM - what a distraction while billions more are wasted on the aboriginal industry a bit like the homeless problem there are far more effective remedies to poverty and deprivation - starting with building fartie homes rather than appointing more useless twit housing ministers and social workers

    Double dissolution on this one TODAY before we waste any more money on the ( in)voice and rather implement tax and electoral reform and eliminate homelessness and the 8 million 'unemployed' elephant in the room please

  3. Mad Magazine's Don Duck Edwing 1934 - 2016

    The Lyrical Latin Lalapalooza Singing Squad Gram The Lyrical Latin Lalapalooza Singing Squad Gram

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  4. fartie hold fartie house fartie home update

    Let's go over our state laws. The Department of Housing and Public Works states that as long as the composting toilet you purchase complies with Schedule 8, Part 2 of the Environmental Protection (Waste Management) Regulation 2000, you're good to go.22 Nov 2018

    Solar Panels no problem

    rainwater tank and purification no problem

    Infrastructure charge = 0

    engineered certifiable compliant freezer panel house suitable for local authority planning approval with BCA PROVISIONS AND STATE OR TERRITORY VARIATION(S) BCA 2019 (Amdt. 1) all ready to go - first unit ready to assemble

  5. Don't go anywhere near china it's bad enough living in the West!? ( what with all those secret chinese police stations in Australia America etc)

  6. On SpaceX Elon Musk Fait accompli - not - research and development is at least 40% of cost Elon's achievements are second to none and the woke cancel culture hate this - because they are our enemy like putin she ging ping pong and others

  7. Update on Inspector Peter Dutton small minor smash with Court case '97 Brought by JP Lorraine

    Ambulance
    Inspector paid no attention
    Other 2 police people made out it was minor

    Not treated for shock

    Fibro myelga

    Hit car twice

    Tow truck driver store hit a third time

    Three cracked flanges in his neck Peter Dutton

    Went to court

    Peter Dutton and other policeman in second vehicle Physio neurological section at Brisbane Discounted what she said

    Made an offer $70,000 which was declined

    Magistrates out of court settlement

    Blue care lost all the paperwork

    Solicitor at Tewantin

    Lorraine shaking

    Mech engineer
    magistrates in Bisbane
    Goss street top end
    Along sandgate Workcover
    Court case '97 Brought by JP Lorraine

  8. On puncture less tyres - Alot lighter too the amount of energy wasted carrying a spare fifth wheel around unnecessarily uses up a huge amount of fuel - hopefully the new tyres are lighter than rubber tyres too!?

  9. Upon GGST retention of coins ( Cash no paper folding ) no problem - coins only maybe a 5 dollar or even 10 dollar coin

  10. Ukrainians shoot surrendering Russians with white flag flag waving Russians war crime Video Downloaded

  11. On the Dearman engine ( using antifreeze) Surplus energy when you need it - fill your jars with oil so to speak - every little helps This will work

    The Dearman engine draws information from the Industrial Revolution's steam engines but with a twist. Instead of heating water, causing it to expand and push a piston, the engine heats up liquid nitrogen with air and hot water. During this process, the liquid nitrogen expands to 710 times its initial volume, making it much more effective than steam engines.

  12. I almost forgot to mention most if not all smartphones ( tablets PCs asus etc) you've guessed it are made in china I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't something in all of the hardware software firmware cloud functions where she ging ping pong and the CCP aren't hiding away snooping on all our traffic like tiktok and huawei - the trap is set fellahs weed them out like a tick ( get it.....) while the clock is tocking ( did I say...)

    Seriously difficult as this may be please stop trading with china

  13. Solution to the situation in Ukraine like Bosnia hertzegovina

    Both sides are as bad as each other

    The west should never have got involved

    The Russians were defending legitimate concerns of Russian speaking Ukrainians ( over their 650 year history) like Northern Ireland - Christians do not believe in karma but the similarities are palpable were politicised criminal organisations to start shelling Belfast and Londonderry the West should withdraw all support and compromise immediately over Donbas Donetsk etc and then I can send my voluntary donation to DAFF MOON for Evgeny's excellent mobile app

  14. Given she ging ping pong's ( aka adolf hitler's) deleterious effects of his failed attempts at biological warfare except upon his own people making the opium war ( and boxer rebellion) look like a walk in the park

    The failure of communism on top of all the millions of Chinese who have starved to death or been murdered by him like putin it is time for such dictators to be removed or step down And for China to be governed democratically from Taiwan / Taipei ROC and consign his brutality to the international criminal court

  15. Regarding Lydia Thorpe If that was anyone else they'd be stood down right away - nothing to do with fabian socialist scrounger albanese trying to avoid a double dissolution!?

    Auntie Rotter sound familiar

  16. Some favourite movie Trailers

    Commissioner Dreyfus

    Hot Fuzz

    Blazing Saddles

    Laurel and Hardy - Long

    Laurel and Hardy - Short

    Favourite ccp economic warfare mail order company to ban - Temu

  17. CamCorder ( SmartPhone) Ocene

  18. O'Shaughnessy university-of-ireland-galway

    Poor people don't have any money

  19. We need a voting system like the banks with full audit trail so you can check and see where your vote's gone - it's called bacs Bankers' Automated Clearing System ( Services)

  20. Regarding explanation of remark 'where can you go to get away from them' and demotion of homosexuality and request for His Majesty to intervene As if any explanation were required

    I find it repugnant that former friends and acquaintances even public figures such as officials and priests should be using their position to promote depraved obnoxious inferior perverse and unnatural acts such as sodomy in the face of a disease such as HIV AIDS not to mention sexual addiction and aversion to procreation reproduction and regeneration - simple really

  21. Just not sure you can pass a law against climate change - climate change ( and solar / tectonic activity) is here to stay!?

  22. Yes it is true I went to the same school as Heile Selassie

    Joss Buttler and Juno Temple of Dark Knight Rises fame and

    Margaret Thatcher went to same school as my Mum

    Correction I just remember seeing his picture up on the wall in the foyer Incredibly, Emperor Heile Selassie I of Ethiopia, in temporary exile following the Italian invasion of his country, presented the prizes at the 1936 College Sports Day.

  23. Looks like the white elephant port of Melbourne to port of Brisbane railway is going on for another 10 or 20 years ( 2 kilometres in five years) while the roo bar Newell highway sinks further into the ground with concomitant potholes and fords all the way from ( Shepparton) Forbes to Toowoomba while the A39 falls into disrepair with no end in sight - literally

    It would be cheaper and just as ( in)flexible to upgrade both ports and put freight on a ship And spend the money on upgrading the roads even just a four lane highway

    Explanation - it looks good from 33,000 feet flying from Melbourne to Brisbane!?

    Australia depends on our truckies hint - with a few truck stops on the way - and those toilets

    Maybe just add a couple more lanes for passing in flood - nothing to it

    I've got it - convert the existing railway so far and turn it into a highway

  24. Good for Elon Musk and his assessment of the BBC as a government funded broadcasting organisation

    - that's exactly what it is at £159GBP ( $300AUD $200USD) it's a government licence fee permit levy registration which you can go to jail for if unpaid just like all the others

    run by government paid workers although exceptionally good value and I wouldn't swap it for the world the squealing by the BBC for Elon calling it out as such means their executives need to be educated and acknowledge this situation and start educating others please as well as themselves

  25. maybe 3 Trumpet voluntary F#4 resonance caused by filter UV lamp - hopefully about to be fixed by Automatic Pump Controller with digital MAX and MIN pressure adjustment WHIG PARY HACKS #32 Coming Soon

  26. Temu and the Temu app - can we ban this now and tiktok - doesn't anyone realise this is deliberate and overt undermining of western economies ( and democracies) please

  27. You've heard it all now Victim impact statement on a whole family of ATO tax inspector government workers on all the ( fabian) socialist scroungers they have defrauded - the poor dears!?

    The 90% of the population that depends on the 10% of the population who actually generate the wealth and tax for them all - because they didn't pay any tax

    Upon introduction of the GGST to replace income tax and the current GST if elected Mike Jessop will absolve and pardon and provide amnesty for any and every alleged or convicted tax fraudster and free them from ( open) prison with immediate effect

  28. We've passed judgement - now let's have a bit of evidence - sounds like 'The Invoice' - it IS 'the invoice' proof if proof were needed scrounger albanese is not only incompetent but also corrupt and incapable of administration let alone government

  29. So there we have it - international gaol bait and mass murderer she ging ping pong brokering a deal with actual unbailed on the run vladimir putin all up to their knavish tricks with Geneva convention breaching vlodimir zolensky murdering surrendering Russians in a tank using tank rounds

    Would you really like to be governed and controlled by any of these people

    What a circus

    After bravely approaching a Russian foxhole position a Ukrainian tank can be seen firing point blank several 100mm -125mm tank rounds from its gun turret at a distance of about 20 metres

    8:30 minutes into the video a Russian soldier can quite clearly be seen waving a white flag an internationally recognised request to cease fire and surrender this incident is clearly in breach of the Geneva convention

    I have the original HD version

    WARNING some viewers may find this upsetting

    That is unless you have no respect for human life or do not know the love of Christ

    The downloaded video shows quite clearly Russian troops surrendering waving white flag while a Ukrainian tank continues to blast away at point blank range - what has vlodymir got to say about that - to the war crimes tribunal and about 9 years of shelling Russians in the SE Ukraine

    Hope Russia ( and the West) have got some anti tank missiles, tanks and jets left to fight china with - hook line and sinker

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  31. Looks like scrounger albanese is locking us in for 6 - 9 months of pissing about with this 'The Invoice' - production cost - unknown - objective unknown - benefit to people undefined - with 122,000 homeless and the rest barely able to afford to live with 90% cost of government

    Methinks knights grand order of the boot double dissolution today please

  32. china's unofficial prisons

    Imagine any one of these things occuring here and there would be a public outcry - but you hear nothing from fabian socialist scrounger albanese or any of his other woke cancel culture preferring to gloss over with The Invoice

  33. The troubles in Northern Ireland - as ever the product ( after peaceful coexistence for 650 years) caused by russian and now chinese communist party agitation to destabilise the west - I pray please don't let it happen

  34. Albanese 'We want to follow the NZ path'

    Despite Australia's relative racial harmony even coming up white Albanese 'We want to follow the NZ path' advisory body which became 'Treat advice as binding' to 'Cogovernance' to 'Never ceded sovereignty' is not what WE want

    Vote NO to even a referendum

  35. The Next Polar Reversal Video is Now Uploaded on YouTube.

    Video Series 4, Part 6F.

    The Irrefutable Proof of what the U.S. Government has been Doing for the Past 65 Years regarding the Sun and Polar Reversal.

    The Timeline Reveals the Truth what the Real Danger is.

    What Event Started All of the U.S. Governments Actions.

    The Reason the DoD and DHS Wrote and Later Amended Senate Bill 4488.

    What the U.S. Government has Decided to Do.

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  36. What are they so afraid of!? - You can tell there's an election coming up - According to the wishes of the nobbling lnp liberal labour coalition the WHIGPARTY.com.au website will be cut over and accessible from WHIGPARTY.info in time for the next election

  37. So the anastazi paluscez government and its treasurer is claiming the 2030 Olympics will be financially neutral and it costs $1,000 less to live in Qld than other socialist scrounger states around Australia

    JACKANORY II

    There hasn't been a single Olympics that hasn't cost tax payers way over budget in the last 50 years - they've even dismantled or demolished much of the 2000 Sydney Olympic stadiums and infrastructure

    Given the cost overruns that these will entail unless cancelled - it's not the $1,000 to celebrate it's all those other 10's of thousands you have to pay mainly for anastazi paluscez to jet around the country while 16,000 are sleeping rough in their cars

  38. DON'T USE GOOGLE SHEETS DOCS OR ANYTHING ELSE I'm not saying I'm going to sue but we have a case

    All those backups you think you've taken from google drive onto your own hard drive take a closer look

    NONE of them work for eg google sheets docs etc files you will just get a google error 404. That's an error. The requested URL was not found on this server. That's all we know.

    I had gigabytes of such files - luckily I created pdfs from some of them and imported the original microsoft docx and spreadsheets to create the google docs files

    DON'T RELY ON GOOGLE SHEETS DOCS OR ANYTHING ELSE mark zukerberg comes up with - You will just have to pay for more and more storage Or you will not be able access your backup files archives etc or anything else if your files are stored in google's format .gsheet .docs etc

    If Google goes tits up - you are fucked

    save to microsoft word and excel

    I pay for 100gig of google 'cloud' storage and having backed them all up to my PC hard drive none of them are accessible anywhere I can use the Microsoft xlxs docx pub notes pdf etc or any other files but not google file formats so you have to keep buying more storage from Google if you ever want to see them again

    You can't even export them ( eg with the formulas in gsheets) back to csv or xls

    Solution don't use them Not just Google file formats this google ( mark zukerberg) type ahead spellcheck google ( mark zukerberg) is taking over the world!?

    Same with emails - most if not all of my emails are going into other people's spam junk email folder

    More sinisterly I have long suspected espionage of leads that arrive via gmail that disappear completely once I look at them in my smartphone unless I forward them to a real email or deal with them when I first open them

    This is anticompetitive behaviour like you've never known it

    At 45 mins per file to re-create each one I'll be sending mark zukerberg the bill

    When I phoned the help desk ( which is included in the storage I pay for) they know about this problem and just hang up when you ask them about it effectively removing capability to access google format except via google drive

    Cc ACCC Cannot make backup of a google gdoc gsheet or anything else copying files in windows you will get an error remove write protect

    google error 404. That's an error. The requested URL was not found on this server. That's all we know. Contact the ACCC and google Status message Your submission has been saved. Web form ID: accc-report:412171 Thank you for your report. We appreciate you taking the time to write to us. Responses will usually be provided within 15 business days. We will respond to you where we have information that may help you, or you have asked a question about your rights or obligations under the law. If this is not the case, you may not receive a response.

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  39. It's the culture Janice it starts with the socialist scrounger teachers and woke cancel culture from prep and high school right through university children are taught to hate their parents - especially if one or other parent came through the same process - I can testify to this

  40. Uncle Ted Dennis DFC

  41. Don't welcome me to my own country - or rather do but not as though its someone else's

  42. Oh and giving them back the holy land in 1945

  43. I attended a cybersecurity 'forum' by invitation from lnp MP and government worker andrew wallace Correction it was Dr Dennis Desmond, Lecturer in Cyber Security at the University of the Sunshine Coast and former FBI Special Agent who thinks that imprisoning apple factory workers in china is ok even though china is our most existential threat both politically and economically and we should keep trading with them - Not our new shadow minister for cybersecurity Senator James Paterson, and Shadow Minister for Countering Foreign Interference Meanwhile tiktok and huawei remain firmly in place in every other smartphone and every other WiFi router ADSL / NBN / VOIP router in the land listening in to our conversations and data much like facebook youtube and particularly google Thank you for organising this When are we going to have a data protection register and 'cookie' privacy legislation like the UK - hence my remark brain dead dream / sleep on lnp and labour - there seems to be nothing to counter this fact peter dutton ( Lorraine Bird basher) as prime minister OH NO!!!???

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