The Tweets So Far - June Junta 2023

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The niaa costs us $4.5 Billion Annually ( say $45 billion over 10 years) while the housing and homelessness situation are affecting hundreds of thousands ( 122,000 actually 'presenting' to social workers and housing ministers) when actually what we need is more accommodation and housing which we could already have supplied and built by now if we hadn't been distracted by useless twit legislation such as the ( in)voice and determination to destroy jobs and employment through employment tax hikes deterrence of investment and cost of regulation in oil gas mining agriculture and the destruction of great swathes of agricultural land through 'renewable' energy transmission lines
Double dissolution TODAY on this $10 billion housing fund the proceeds from which that represents completely inadequate zero zilch nada investment in fartiehome investment in housing over the next 10 years - compared even to the niaa which needs to be abolished in favour of producing 1 million 4m * 6m fartiehold fartiehouses please
$60 billion about the cost of the niaa and ( in)voice if it keeps going
The ( in)voice is going to become like South Africa where corrupt and incompetent officials are ruining the economy - that situation is already here in the form of niaa and NAIDOC ( most Australians don't even know what these stand for) except they are costing $4.5 billion annually

Gouldian finches state federal local government bureaucracies epa parks and wildlife native title the ( in)voice or any number of nay sayers who is running this show!?
Time for all these idiots to start actually contributing to this economy before it disappears up its own backside in bureaucracy taken over by china if it hasn't already

The next war will probably be started by as well lost by such as fabian scrounger albanese

So when is fabian socialist scrounger albanese going to knock this TEMU on the head or is this considered fair competition!?
Hint: Exporting goods at cost or below cost is called illegal dumping and is an offence under international commerce

So when is fabian socialist scrounger albanese going to knock this TEMU on the head or is this considered fair competition!?
Hint: Exporting goods at cost or below cost is called illegal dumping and is an offence under international commerce

VPF in SC out Look after the vegetables protein and fruit ( VPF in) and the sugar and carbohydrates ( SC out) will look after themselves and you can reverse your diabetes
True story

Righting the wrongs of the past ( if we could all do that) is one thing
But introducing yet another layer bureaucracy and taxation and give it exclusively to a 3.8% even partial racial minority isn't going to achieve anything except waste more time and give another dimension and opportunity to this already corrupt and incompetent government that is squandering $4.5 billion ( $4,500,000,000) per annum already in the form of the niaa
On top of the cost and delay to any enterprise and add yet another level tax and bureaucracy to the 42* already imposed on business owners and individuals on top of federal state and local bureaucracy and taxation that already exists on so called native title
8/76 or 10.5% of senators 3/151 or 2% of lower house representatives not to mention state and local ( eg Sunshine Coast Mayor Bob Abbot)
Average 6.2% representation in both houses
To these people I say welcome to my country you already have disproportionate representation in the parliaments exacerbated even further by this 20% imbalance of eligibility to enter parliament*
Count them
We are still suffering from the introduction of wash hand basins that spray all over you the closer you get to operate them
( 80% currently eneligible due to Section 44) of elders past present and emeging
**** If this isn't reverse racial discrimination I'd like to know what is

Here's a suggestion for change to BBC Royal Charter perhaps if the BBC were to offer a choice of paying for a tv licence or an online subscription to its viewers
Maybe do the same for the ABC
Upon cattle being struck by lightning: Just a little lightning conductor eg steel aluminium pole close by hammered into the ground nearby but away from the carousel should do it - sympathy empathy

WHIG PARTY Hacks #33

I'm going to live forever
https://youtu.be/OEF7tEM9JBk
https://youtu.be/OEF7tEM9JBk

Regarding integrity I put it to you if you do nothing you can't do anything wrong if you do nothing you can't make any mistakes either
I would go further and say
There are no saints in business or politics or anywhere else because they are all dead -you can't be made a saint unless you have died and gone to heaven
Regarding motivation
There are no problems in business only opportunities and one's support and guidance can and does only come from God and is the primary motivation for my becoming involved in politics in bringing Christ's healing to the political process

So the ( In)voice means we're going to abolish the niaa($4.5 billion per annum) or we're going to have more expenditure voted in on 'indigenous' affairs
I'll give you one guess!?
What a waste of parliamentary time and tax payer funded expenditure - while 9 housing ministers federal and state - can't scrape enough money to address homelessness for the next 2 - 10 years - how useless can you get!?

So interest rates or inflation aren't problems unique to Australia or any other socialist governments / banks around the world and the solution is to raise them even higher
I can tell you that neither the Western banking sytems PayPal eBay or even economies are going to succeed unless the threat posed by eg TEMU and the breaking of every rule of commerce ( and other criminal activities) by china are put in check ( certainly not cheque) and we cease trading with China like we have the other main communist dictatorship Russia IE we stop trading with china end of story

Total nutters and perverts depraving and corrupting our youth promoting homosexuality in schools

Regarding 60% of Australian land mass being resumed by aborigines
There's only one thing for it I now hereby reclaim all of Australia for King Charles
Now can we sort out this double dissolution regarding the homelessness and the vanishing $10 billion housing fund today please

So when you're talking about 'gay' marriage for example in the case of sperm donation you're actually talking about complete prejudice towards partners in a natural marriage both of whom are responsible for the child's welfare and are liable for half their worldly goods if the relationship fails
If one or both in a homosexual 'couple' have a child it seems not only are they eligible for all the welfare benefits but also the sperm donors are completely excused of this liability in divorce and custody rights are completely extinguished
This discriminates against couples in a normal and natural relationship and typifies the unsafe and unsatisfactory legislation to have come out of parliament in the last 20 years and will continue to do so unless labour and the are removed at the upcoming double dissolution hopefully regarding the completely cock eyed proposed ( in)voice referendum

Regarding Injustice - Don't ask - hint to do with antiquated divorce laws and guilty until proven innocent dv laws

Regarding Lydia Thorpes Accusations - Well it's worked for Brittany Higgins before the election why not use Lydia Thorpe for the (in)voice and skew the result
This is coming up for vote next week why not try this on the referendum
guilty until proven innocent
Hook line and sinker

Engage
What would be your Favourite David Attenborough movie clip

I think you should be fined a week's pay for misleading parliament

Regarding Torres Strait climate change claim for compensation - a bit like wet wipes being harmful to the sewers - just need some evidence - Hint there weren't any thermometers before 1709 - they weren't invented yet - tectonic and effects of solar winds leading up to the polar reversal are causing this

I take the situation as I find it 1606 1770 there is even evidence of Egyptian colonisation 977 BC
Torres - Cook - Osorkon the Elder
I have never oppressed assaulted or stolen from any Aboriginal Australian who consider have equal rights to me
On the contrary with Section 44 they had more rights than me to stand for parliament having been born here too I see no reason at all to form a treaty with anyone especially having paid $660,000 tax over the last 24 years
I am a firm believer in equality I do not see any benefit in a ( part) ethnic minority group having more say how the country is run than I or having a disproportionate amount of unmanaged benefits lavished upon them
Nor do I think it healthy to dwell on the past or try and turn the clock back when those circumstances no longer exist
We already have balanced co-governance I will most definitely be voting NO and the consequences for any elected representatives state local or federal will be to ensure they are replaced if they do not emphatically reject this complete waste of parliamentary time and government resources when there are far more pressing and urgent needs such as homelessness and unemployment
whether they are ( part) aboriginal or not with far more pressing constitutional and electoral reform
Correction Tutenkhamun 1,332 - 1,323 BC please see boomerangs found in his tomb

even when beazly isn't dead yet
The socialist scroungers in prime keating and hawke and the enormous amount of damage done to the Australian economy with no industry no car industry no computer industry no manufacturing and in the space of a year without satisfactory coal or gas power generation their ghosts seem returned to haunt us not content with the rorting $4.5billion per annum niaa and costly and ineffective aboriginal industry their ghosts are resurected and back from the dead to destroy our constitution
in the form of the ( in)voice are determined to destroy the rest of our coal oil and gas and mining industry even agriculture
While inflation interest rates power bills and cost of living spirals while 122,000 seem destined to remain homeless for the next two years and in fact the foreseeable future and the 8 million ( long term) unemployed elephant in the room remains a figment of their imagination
While we import millions of migrants to exacerbate this rental and housing crisis while business owners are unable to recruit staff
Vote NO to this referendum
And yes to Mike Jessop to cure
Zero unemployment
Zero homelessness
Tax reform in the form of the GGST
and Electoral reform of a more constructive kind
Vote NO to this referendum
To trigger double dissolution on this matter and consign the ( in)Voice to the dustbin of socialist failure

Communist dictator 'how dare you' gallagher needs to be sanctioned for misleading parliament and we need some anti nobbling legislation for deliberately covering up and showing contempt for parliamentary process such as this senate inquiry for 'daring' to ask about such matters - prime candidate and test case for this new anti corruption legislation to which I would add legislation for incompetence - really what has this government achieved after one year in office other than waste billions in a referendum and waste parliamentary time demonstrating further incompetence at managing the economy - double dissolution on this referendum TODAY please

The (in)voice referendum or pull a fast one campaign is about to fail and rightly so - 6 months after I predicted a double dissolution into year 1 of this failed government
This lying fabian socialist scrounger albanese government which mendaciously and falsely deceived the electorate that electricity bills would go down $275 for using 'green' energy but which instead have gone up $1,941 this demonstrates just how untruthful dishonest and given to falsehood this labour government really is and the (in)voice referendum is likely to be no different - what a golden opportunity to kick them out please

All this dv guilty until proven innocent
Criminal evidence only with a law against removing children from a parent for longer than a week without written permission - nothing to it

No-reply RBA are up to their tricks and at it again - interest rates will come down if you build more houses - in the meantime millions of migrants have no effect on borrowing or house prices, rent prices or inflation - nor does lending out ( or printing) more money based on net present value than could ever possibly exist have any effect on inflation either
In fact raising interest rates to anything between 11% and 19% is good for the economy to stop people borrowing so much money to pay for these inflated house prices - I don't make the rules - no-one does

AI ( aka meta and sorcerer mark zuckerberg) are taking over the world if you let him- based on listening into people's conversations ( eavesdropping) this is a criminal offence and should be prosecuted - as is obtaining by deception and fraud
When oh when are we going to have effective data protection laws and a monopolies and mergers commission to prevent such individuals from owning eg google facebook and instagram youtube WhatsApp google contacts google spam email controller google keep docs sheets - this represents access to an enormous amount of private ( and public) data and in hands which can no longer be trusted - but can be managed through effective legislation and prosecution of existing laws

Policy on rents please see WHIG PUNCH MAGAZINE Issue
Commercial renting to existing tenants A landlord may not increase the rent to an EXISTING tenant unless conforming to conditions set out herein
Stamp duty on leases to be abolished along with
Land tax and gst
Every agreed or statutory capital improvement or repairs to premises either by landlord or tenant to be recorded and registered in rent book
Every tenancy whether leased or month to month to enjoy the same protection
May not increase the rent by more than inflation and or dependant on capital improvements by the landlord
Upon lawful termination of lease or protected tenancy as accrued incrementally month to month tenant to be compensated for agreed or statutory improvenents or repairs by the tenant according to depreciated costs if depreciation can be shown eg building of office mezzanine other structures within the premises
May not unreasonably evict lessees or protected tenancy or if rent up to date and no ureasobable tenant like behaviour
Unreasonable landlord behaviour
Duty of care must occur as normal between landlord and tenant
Insurance liability etc may not be insisted upon by the landlord nor unreasonable or unregistered charges recovered eg auditable upkeep and maintenance without being registered or agreement from the tenant
Acts of maintenance and or repair by the tenant to me similarly recorded and registered
Only Reasonable proof of lawful tenancy relationship eg formal lease or registration of tenancy eg for stamp duty land tax and gst to be abolished on any kind of tenancy
Illegal to inflation index linked tenancies not to be
This is a special relationship where property value is increaseasing to the landlord's benefit to be shared by the tenant in the same way by not being penalised in this way for neither increase nor decrease in property having to pay for an increasingly valuable asset
Nor the rentable value to be decreased by the same token
All rents however can be reasonably negotiated down by agreement
Rents May not be increased unless by agreed capital improvement to existing tenants
Harassment intimidation unreasonable behaviour etc to be treated as criminal offence
Tenant may break lease if business or personal circumstances dictate eg viability or situation or circumstances whether private or public. Eg coronavirus covid19 within a reasonable time eg after three times frequency of payment of agreed rent at the beginning of the tenancy or as otherwise agreed verbally or in writing collectable by the landlord from the tenant
Landlord may not consider capital works by tenant as a basis to increase rent and must compensate tenant who installed improvements if following tenants are charged a higher rent
Body corporate charges abolished
Commission only agreements to be similarly regulated
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Solution to poor coverage and reception - Just make all cellphone towers 10 metres higher - nothing to it

mark zuckerberg and his bulletin board program surely isn't the only one in the world which can be replaced by another
Closing down Facebook would not be the end of the world!?
He managed to anticompetitively stifle another using google play deterring users who were unable to technically install an APK having bought android Much like Microsoft precluded and stifled many excellent programs and even stole their source code by having to purchase a windows API developer's licence

Canberra suffering from total fuckwit syndrome

PHON Tweet : Now that it has been exposed that the $4.5 billion National Indigenous Australians Agency (NIAA) was not complying with legislation in managing the risks of provider fraud, it's time for a comprehensive independent audit of the entire Aboriginal industry!
There is plenty of historical evidence of corruption and fraud in this Aboriginal industry gravy train. This latest example is a wake-up call as Australians consider their vote in the Voice to Parliament referendum.
I've been talking about the need for accountability on this spending for decades. I warned the government about ATSIC corruption eight years before it was eventually abolished with bipartisan support.
Before we're coerced into protecting this gravy train for all time in the Constitution, Australians deserve to know why the gaps aren't being closed despite the billions of dollars thrown at the problem. We need to have confidence this money isn't being wasted. The entire set-up must be audited to make sure.

Regarding Mexican call centre worker massacre body parts found after customers take revenge for having to give out private and personal information every time you make a business call and being kept waiting on the line for hours on end!?

Lead up to last polar reversal 12,068 years ago - and I mean REAL global warming - not ice age!?

The BBC is great second to no other TV ( broadcaster) channel in the world
People would be prepared to pay for this like netflix amazon prime tackle disney etc You'd get more money than the licence fee instead of UK taxpayers having to pay for it all!?

The great god and socialist scrounger Qld government
Waste hours queing up at Qld transport next to Centrelink to hand over money to pay 8 million unemployed and 51% of the work force government workers

https://youtu.be/JSDaKoT6GHY
Doug Voigt
The Polar Reversal December 2046
https://youtu.be/JSDaKoT6GHY

https://youtu.be/aoC6xfqFd4g And yes it's true to keep the series going and be part of Australia's own Spitting Image all you have to do is drink a bottle of rum propose a toast to democracy and freedom occasionally ( and save some for the Christmas pud) please click on the link below
https://youtu.be/aoC6xfqFd4g

Hey Meaghan / Jason
I've got an idea for the Sunshine Coast's 1,600 homeless
Costs around $15,000 to build and install ( $24 million) requiring very little infrastructure
Could put them up around Ewan Maddock Dam
And represent 6 4 metre motel style room with toilet shower sink fridge and microwave air fryer
Modular design just needs a concrete pad
Email to: Meaghan Scanlon QLD Housing Minister And Jason Hunt State Member for CALOUNDRA

The zolensky putin she ging ping pong peace talks - circus act or what!?

Don't welcome me to my own country - or rather do but not as though its someone else's

It's the culture Janice it starts with the socialist scrounger teachers and woke cancel culture from prep and high school right through university children are taught to hate their parents - especially if one or other parent came through the same process - I can testify to this

The ( in)Voice Part 9
It's official the incompetent ( fabian) socialist scrounger state governments around Australia indeed around the world will do anything to distract attention from the complete mess they have made of everything they have touched ( russia the chinese communist party the corrupt and incompetent alp in Victoria) and the condonance of the disgraceful and evil regimes they represent ( putin she ging ping pong and sung yung moon and dan andrews) which eg fatally harvest organs oppress from falung gong 'dissidents' commit genocide against uighars and enslave them using forced labour legally and illegally imprison exponents of free speech and wage economic war against democracy and freedom in other countries - how much more evidence do you need!!!???
The ( in)Voice is designed to do just that divide and ruin the very basis of our freedom namely our constitution and probably bankrupt us - on the basis that you may be part aboriginal - with or without a genetic test!? Only need to answer a survey to do this atm - what a distraction while billions more are wasted on the aboriginal industry a bit like the homeless problem there are far more effective remedies to poverty and deprivation - starting with building fartie homes rather than appointing more useless twit housing ministers and social workers
Double dissolution on this one TODAY before we waste any more money on the ( in)voice and rather implement tax and electoral reform and eliminate homelessness and the 8 million 'unemployed' elephant in the room please

So the anastazi paluscez government and its treasurer is claiming the 2030 Olympics will be financially neutral and it costs $1,000 less to live in Qld than other socialist scrounger states around Australia JACKANORY II
There hasn't been a single Olympics (that hasn't cost tax payers way over budget in the last 50 years - they've even dismantled or demolished much of the 2000 sydney Olympics stadiums and infrastructure Given the cost overruns
It's not the $1,000 to celebrate it's all those other 10's of thousands you have to pay mainly for anastazi paluscez to jet around the country while 16,000 are sleeping rough in their cars

I've got it - for the long term unemployed free education child benefit free healthcare rent assistance pension for life oh and dole money will be terminated unless they remain in full employment
Apart from Stay at home spouse of married couples with children
And of course people who aren't a drain on society for all these benefits

From: The Diehold Foundation, Inc.
Date: Thu, 25 May 2023, 2:13 pm
Subject: Video Series 4, Part 6H, The Senators were invited this Memorial Weekend to vacation in the DOMBS.

The Next Video is Now Uploaded on YouTube.
Video Series 4, Part 6H.
https://youtu.be/Sa4nqbawvwo
Status of Senate Bill 4488
50 Senators Were Given Secure Satellite Phones Shortly Before or on 5/21/23.
Find Out Where Your Senator Will be on Memorial Day Weekend. Internet Rumors Where They May Be.
Senate Bill 4521 a Companion Bill to SB 4488.
Dear Subscriber/Fan,
Yesterday I found out that 50 Senators were given secure satellite phones and also passes to attend the DUMBS in various location or it could be one location. The gossip on the internet social pages was describing firsthand knowledge of the Memorial Day Holiday weekend event. Some are not real, but they may be telling us something more important. Here is an example of one of those quotes.
I am a barista at Starbucks, and I have been transferred to a new location for this weekend. They told me it's a special assignment and I can't tell anyone where I'm going. They blindfolded me and put me on a bus with other employees. When we arrived, I was shocked to see that we were in a huge underground cave with a fake sky and a mall. I saw some of the most powerful people in the country ordering lattes and Frappuccino's. They seemed very relaxed and happy. One of them even tipped me a hundred bucks and said, Don't worry, everything will be fine.
The Starbucks employee is not real, because after he/she was in the cave he/she would not be allowed to leave and hence not be able to send a signal out in a cave until after the weekend. Also, it was dated 5/22, 5 days before the Senators were supposed to get there. What we are seeing is a government employee either in the DIA or DHS that does NOT like what is going on and feels it necessary to somehow report it. Call your Senator's local offices in your state and ask them where he/she will be during the Memorial Day weekend. Let's see if this report is true.
Why is this happening?
It all revolves around SB4488 and a possible Carrington event in this solar cycle. It is not about what is going on in Ukraine and the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. My letter to all the Senators on the Homeland Security Committee explained what this bill was all about. I explained the two disasters the bill was intended to address. What I think the DoD and DIA are doing is described in the bill an exercise for a small group of only US Senators to encourage them to have the bill voted on in the Senate and send it onto the House. Memorial holiday weekend may have been chosen because most politicians travel back to their states and districts, so no one is in Washington DC for that period of time.
Thank you for following me on YouTube. The next video will cover the CIA disinformation program to conceal the role of the sun during the polar reversal (Geomagnetic Reversal). Their involvement in the US Government planning and spending for this Polar Reversal I believe ended sometime in 2020 when they found out they built the D.U.M.B.S. in the wrong place. The responsibility has been transferred to the Defense Intelligence Agency in the Defense Department. I consider them the only adults in the room. They should be given all of your support for doing S.B. 4488.
Douglas Vogt
Director, Diehold Foundation, Inc.
A public non-profit Science foundation

Parkinson's or Alzheimer's!?
Where's this 65,000 yo ( part) aboriginal and who's to say other human cultures don't go back even further - two cultures blended even more - No one here looks a day over 40 which is the average age of Australians - Who was here first statistically I was!?
Letter to Jason Hunt State MP Caloundra
Hey Jason I've got an idea for the Sunshine Coast's 1,600 homeless
Costs around $15,000 to build and install ( $24 million) requiring very little infrastructure
Could put them up around Ewan Maddock Dam
And represent 6 * 4 metre motel style room with toilet shower sink fridge and microwave air fryer
Modular design just needs a concrete pad
Interested!?
Regards
Mike
Give me a call
Or for a virtual tour of the motel room:-

It seems to me that the Australian economy is made up of the unemployed and semi unemployed government workers supported by 10% of the population namely business owners
That is to say 51% of the workforce work directly for the government ( excluding consultants and other agencies which bring it up to 25% of the workforce) - paid for by the wealth and taxation and unpaid hours worked by business owners 8 million ( one third of the workforce) are long term unemployed
It seems to me that the Australian economy is made up of the unemployed and semi unemployed government workers supported by 10% of the population namely business owners
Time to resolve this

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