Don't be an April Fool and miss out 2023 - The Tweets So Far April 2023

  1. eMail to: Mark Bailey. Member for Miller. Minister for Transport and Main Roads. Re: Refresher test when renewing driving licence Long overdue half of people out there don't know the rules and shouldn't even be allowed on the roads I have to congratulate on this one This will be a necessary and welcome innovation

  2. Auntie Rotter sound familiar xxxxxxxxx

  3. It's easy the federal state and local government have got enough land - can build a compliant freezer panel house in a weekend $105,00 per motel unit tops

  4. Boxer rebellion

  5. Forget about opium wars - she ging ping pong's foray into COVID-19 biological warfare may have backfired many times more in all the deaths and deleterious effects due to COVID-19 than he or his wuhan operatives ever could have imagined Boxer rebellion

  6. F#4 Trumpet voluntary filter UV lamp

  7. The Next Video is Now Uploaded on YouTube.

    Video Series 4, Part 4J

    https://youtu.be/9RcjNJ5GShs

    What Caused the Great Flood Mentioned All Over the World.

    The 10-Ton Elephant in the Room the Deep Sea Canyons.

    The Second Greatest Secret in the Universe.

    The Core of the Earth is Slowing Down.

    Back to the Basic Theory of Multidimensional Reality.

    What Happens with Inertia at the Time of the Reversal.

    Dear Mike Jessop,
    The Defense Intelligence Agency and is $2+ billion A.I. computer did not discover what is in this video.

    This video is the result of my fans asking about inertia of the Earth and why does it stop and the restart going in reverse direction. It took me years to force myself to think about the answer, but I did it in mid-March. The video explains the reason including the philosophy behind the conclusion. Discovering the whole process of the actual reversal brought me to the conclusion that the Earth's rotation will markedly slow down before the reversal happens (7-8 hours), but we do not know if that will happen days, weeks, or months before the actual reversal. During the slowdown period I believe we can conclude that the oceans and large lakes will start overflowing towards the east. At the 7-8 hours of the actual reversal the de-acceleration process will be so great that the oceans will start overflowing the land going in an easterly direction. When the reversal happens, the Earth will stop rotation and further accelerate the speed of the oceans. When the reversal passes the X-axis, the Earth will start rotating in the opposite direction. We can assume it will increase rotational speed at the same rate it slowed down. Besides the resulting great flood, we will also have massive earthquakes worldwide. More so in mountainous areas and it will last for hours if not days on and off. Cave shelters can be built for these conditions.

    The video also covers something very special that happens to man and what you see, only during this event.

    It might be time to tell your adult children and/or grandchildren. You will not be able to keep it from them much longer because of the increase solar activity, increase earthquakes and volcanos. Many of my fans have commented that they have had feelings of some kind of doom that is going to happen, but they did not know what it was until they read or watched my information. Ask your kids and friends if they have had these feelings and if they have had dreams of a disaster like what I

    describe in my video series 4. Thank you for following me on YouTube, more to come very soon.

    Douglas Vogt

    Director, Diehold Foundation, Inc.

    A public non-profit Science foundation 501(c)(3).

  8. Your Majesty King Charles A very Happy Easter to you and Queen Camilla and to the Royal family

    How much I am looking forward to the Coronation on the 6th of May 2023 congratulations indeed to you both

    As Head of the Church of England I do think we have some work to do however in relation to this 'gay' marriage

    As an Anglican and a committed Christian I do feel that as Head of the Church of England some intervention is required by your Royal Majesty as an issue that is so contrary to the scriptures and God's creation namely the promotion of homosexuality

    It is with great reluctance and the reason I have had to express my displeasure by absenting myself from the Anglican church and to attend church elsewhere

    Really where can you go now to get away from them!?

    The Archbishop of Canterbury himself seems to be condoning this promotion of homosexuality without doubt I believe requires intervention from you as Head of the Protestant Church of England that is if this is to succeed - literally!?

    I attend Calvary Christian church which overtly demotes homosexuality as it should and in the name of Christ I now call on you to do the same by admonishing this practice within the Anglican church please

    Yours sincerely
    Mike Jessop

  9. Yes I went to the same school as Heile Selassie* and Margaret thatcher went to same school as my Mum Joss Buttler and Juno Temple of The Dark Knight Rises fame

    *Correction Incredibly, Emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, in temporary exile following the Italian invasion of his country, presented the prizes at the 1936 College Sports Day.

    Which explains why his picture was up in the foyer for so long!?

  10. 2+2=8 according to every socialist scrounger albanese and other governments around the world promoting unmanaged immigration!?

  11. Cogovernance

    Racial harmony

    Advisory body

    Treat advice as binding

    Never ceded sovereignty

    Priority on covid treatment

    Coming up white

    Albanese 'We want to follow the NZ path' New Zealand-is-a-deeply-divided-country-on-race-following-its-voice-to-parliament

  12. What constitutes an Aboriginal - like the UK all the black people are coming up white

    Fuckwits anonymous

  13. That's nothing - try the QLD communist dictators anastazi paluscez OUTSOURCING of the Electoral Commission of Queenslands electoral Register and election results to you've guessed it china - no tik tok required!?

  14. individual-income-tax-rates - Foreign residents

    To summarise

    Employment taxes 4.75 + 2 + 45 +10.5 = 62.5% to wit Employment tax Medicare Income tax Superannuation totals 62.5% of earnings

    From the list of our top earners deductions namely
    Surgeons*
    Anaesthetist*
    Internal medical specialist*
    ( Financial dealer)
    Psychiatrist*
    Other medical practitioner*
    ( Judicial or other legal practitioner)
    ( Mining engineer)

    It can be seen that five of the highest paid people in the land ( asterisked above) are our medical profession to include doctors and dentists

    Small Wonder we can ill afford them ( get it ill afford.....) This is because well over 60% of their income is scrounged off them in employment or income tax and a further 20% in other direct and indirect taxes eg GST permits levies licences registrations petrol tax etc total 80% plus No wonder they need to charge so much!? This strengthens the case for the GGST PUNCH Magazine Issue 113
    or How to abolish Income Tax and GST( and replace with GGST) and have $300 Billion extra mostly from people who don't pay any tax at all

    payroll-tax-qld PayRoll Taxes 4.75% $6 500 000 or less
    4.95% more than $6 500 000
    Regional employers may be entitled to a 1% discount on the rate
    until 30 June 2023.

    From 1 January 2023, a mental health levy will apply to employers and groups of employers who pay more than $10 million in annual Australian taxable wages.

    Additional 0.25% (primary rate) more than $10 million (primary threshold).

    Additional 0.25% (primary rate) + 0.5% (additional rate) more than $100 million (additional threshold).

    For the 2022 - 23 financial year, the thresholds are adjusted to accommodate the levy commencing during the financial year.

    individual-income-tax-rates - residents

    Resident tax rates 2022 - 23

    Taxable income Tax on this income 0 - $18,200 Nil

    $18,201 - $45,000 19 cents for each $1 over $18,200

    $45,001 - $120,000 $5,092 plus 32.5 cents for each $1 over $45,000

    $120,001 - $180,000 $29,467 plus 37 cents for each $1 over $120,000

    $180,001 and over $51,667 plus 45 cents for each $1 over $180,000

    The above rates do not include the Medicare levy of 2%.

    ATO Taxation-statistics-2019-20 Individuals Statistics

    Without doubt it is the tax regime in Australia and whether doctor dentist or landlord - any tax is an indirect tax on someone else

    Tax someone 45% of their income just like anything else he ( she or it) is just going to charge someone else more to recover this

  15. 'The Invoice'

    A bit like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party the main argument put forward for 'The Invoice' by fabian socialist scrounger albanese for wasting millions if not billions on top of the $18 billion already spent on the niaa since May 2019 seems to be if we don't do this I'LL CRY!? - what a complete waste of valuable time and parliamentary resources that could have been spent solving the 122,000 homelessness problem by now

    The national indigenous Australians agency NIAA has already been costing us $4.5 billion per annum since it's inception 29 May 2019 so a total of $18 billion so far WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY that just keeps adding and adding to the cost of government ( 80%) like every other socialist government around the world and pales into insignificance compared to the actual cost of living ( 20%) If you think our Fabian socialist scrounger government is even capable of organising an entity that even as yet is undefined - THINK AGAIN

    The cost of this 'Invoice' will make the cost of the NIAA pale into insignificance - nip it in the bud while you can ( of worms) and VOTE AN EMPHATIC NO Furthermore abolish this NIAA and treat our so called indigenous Australians like every one else - WITH EQUALITY and equal rights without pouring billions into a notional minority of people who have this already and actually receive more per capita than any other Australians ( apart from useless twit labour libtards who couldn't organise a crap on a sewage farm!?)

    COST OF LIVING BE DAMNED It's the COST OF GOVERNMENT that needs to be addressed the 'Invoice' is only going to add to this big time if you let it VOTE NO please

    The 'Invoice' a lawyer's paradise with tax bill footed by the Australian taxpayer - from now until eternity - EMPHATICALLY VOTE NO before we waste any more money on even a referendum BTW Cancel each and every aspect of the NIAA that's already been costing us $4,500,000,000 pa

  16. Production management analysis of 'The Invoice' compared to say building a boat.
    Beam / width unspecified
    Length unspecified
    Draught unspecified
    Purpose undefined
    Budget cost undefined
    Fitness for purpose unexplained for lack of requirement definition with no defined outcome
    Benefit this too unspecific / unmeasurable
    Conclusion this sounds too much like a government tender - don't touch it with a bargepole!?

  17. In addition to china breaking every rule of commerce I will mention slavery and the use of slave labour too add to the list of Crimes against Humanity and the unfair advantage ( economic treachery) allowed by labour and liberal in addition to the mass murders by she ging ping pong

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