WHIG PARTY PUNCH MAGAZINE QLD Elections March 2024 X-Tweets to 2nd January 2024 of MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate for CALOUNDRA FISHER QLD

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The lengths people will go to rather than admit they were wrong

Angus Bowan Not sure what you mean

Old faruqui 1:

Old faruqui 2:

Old faruqui 3:

Another AI generated rubbish from facebook ( meta / emrte) to keep you looking at ads!? Emrte - even more rubbish than ever

That was a win fellahs: The next elections are going to be a rout

Not content with driving all industry and employers overseas driving all landlords and housing investment out of australia as well

We're coming to get them!!!! A rout in favour of Mike Jessop - just like the referendum - can't wait!? Like Jacinta Ahern - good riddance to bad rubbish!?

Vogtian cycle 12,068 years when direction of rotation of the earth and its poles reverse caused by caused by electrical interference of the suns full on nova

The referendum defeat was a big thumbs down to labour and lnp who were even promising another referendum Their time has gone - Independent WHIG majority government in QLD This is going to happen xxxxxxx

So the arch communist dictator paluscez has resigned - I wonder what kind of little hitler is trying for office this time

Danger Dan It's a Wonderful Life. D-Head Of The Year. QandA, Dan Andrews, Alan Joyce, Bill Gates

When Clowns Go Bad

The Asinine Archeological Atrocity

How to Tell if You've Selected a bad HMO

The Silly Suicidal Saga

Beavis and Butthead

International Men's Day Referendum Celebration

The Bombastic Baptismal Befuddlement

HOT FUZZ

HOT FUZZ2

Come on fellahs time to step up Yes we want you to nominate for the next QLD state elections - TODAY it's time to step up please

I am the best person to represent the electorate Caloundra because I know it and the concerns of the people well particularly in relation to planning and development and believe there should be a proportion of development land set aside for industrial ( manufacturing) residential and commercial no matter where you live in equal measure

Please prepare a short 3 to 5-minute piece on why you are the best person to represent your electorate, the party-aligned activities you are involved with within your local community, including any club memberships or other activities that may assist your candidacy.

Famines were common in Europe

So we are accused of failing to prevent climate change

DV laws are unconstitutional - Guilty until proved innocent

We're all descended from fish!?

Voted school council meridan state independent public school parent and citizen committee member
industry liaison council

Is that it - how about some sanctions for benjamin 'shit for brains' netanyahu and his corrupt and incompetent regime same as putin

You can tell there's an election coming up It's pathetic

How about charging double for healthcare cranes to lift fat patients two person double staff handling amount of food etc!?

The cost of government #1

Business rates are a tax on going in to work and therefore a tax on employment

Election sign slogan - Don't be a climate change fuckwit

META should be renamed EMRTE - Even More Rubbish Than Ever

Preselection Criteria

500,000 migrants who bring 0 ( no) houses = negative minus - 500,000 deficit in housing accommodation - simple realluy

What's happening in Gaza is totally unacceptable and all we're getting is 2D propaganda - the answer is to enforce an immediate ceasefire hostages or no hostages - there is no excuse

Amateur - whole voting system needs to be done via myGov / qgov and electoral Register ONLINE via your smartphone tablet or PC with pictures and profiles of candidates so you know who you're voting for

This is completely unacceptable behaviour and must be stopped and sanctioned and warcrime charges brought against - you've guessed it - corrupt and incompetent prime minister netanyahu

Not sure the Beatles resurrecting old music tapes into a final reunion 'we need the money' full concert video song is going to cut it this time - Could manage this one indefinitely!?

Hmm murdering innocent men women and children - two wrongs do not make a right - I think we should be sanctioning israel along with russia AND china - this is how you deal with repressive regimes

Why aren't these fuckwits in government allowing to build some accommodation that homeless people would otherwise occupy!?

Online pornography laws Depicting Sodomy lesbian homosexual - Otherwise promoting depraved obnoxious inferior perverse and unnatural acts

WAGS - Just why?

100% recognition in the constitution for citizens whose parents or grandparents weren't born in Australia

And walking back ansatasi paluscez 'committment' to QLD

Chinese diplomatic 'stabilisation'

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the so called (in)voice now that it has been completely rejected

  1. The lengths people will go to rather than admit they were wrong

  2. Angus Bowan Not sure what you mean
    2+2 still makes 4
    0-500,000 still makes -500,000
    Unless the birthrate is 0 and 500,000 people are dying
    Which university did you go to!?

  3. Old faruqui 1:

    What's not offensive insulting humiliating ( or intimidating) about the remark

    'I cannot mourn the leader of a racist empire built on stolen lives, land and wealth of colonised peoples'

    Old faruqui should be the one up on a charge for making an offensive insulting humiliating ( or intimidating) remark about our Sovereign and all it's people ( 1952 - 2022) sounds extremely racist to me

    never mind her fuckwit greens policy on climate change which are also racist suggesting white men are responsible

  4. Old faruqui 2:

    Old faruqui 2 should be the one up on a charge for making an offensive insulting humiliating ( or intimidating) remark about our Sovereign and all it's people ( 1952 - 2022) sounds extremely racist to me

    Surely - she should return ( Australian vernacular) to Pakistan if she can't stand living with people in a country allegedly built on stolen lives land and the wealth of colonised people - on principle

  5. Old faruqui 3:

    Next she'll be claiming like her fuckwit greens colleagues that driving to work and cows farting are the cause of climate change rather than the rotation and orbit of the earth around the sun coupled with the periodicity of energy generated by the sun including guassian cycles coronial mass ejections and a generally a huge hydrogen bomb doing what it likes

    Such brain dead views are compounded by the camcorder ocene ( boxing day tsunami 2004)

    neither driving to work nor flatulent cows - climate change has got nothing to do with human activity whatsoever Don't be a climate change fuckwit
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  6. Another AI generated rubbish from facebook ( meta / emrte) to keep you looking at ads!?

    Emrte - even more rubbish than ever

  7. That was a win fellahs: Mike Jessop is going to be the next Prime Minister starting with an Independent WHIG Queensland Premier The next elections are going to be a rout

    Yeah voldemort peter dutton is going to be next prime minister!? - like the referendum the whole of Australia voted against the ( in)voice referendum instigated by labour with lnp voldemort peter dutton vowing to have another referendum if it failed

  8. Not content with driving all industry and employers overseas looks like dufscralbo and chalmers has caught anastazi paluscez disease of driving all landlords and housing investment out of australia as well

    Only to be expected from a duplicitous fabian socialist scrounger like albanese

    Let's hope the whole lot of them resign and soon so we can fix up this mess!?

  9. We're coming to get them!!!!

    Too late after all those jets she bought

    This won't help them at all

    The upcoming QLD State election is going to be a rout for labour and lnp in favour of Mike Jessop - just like the referendum - can't wait!?

    Like Jacinta Ahern - good riddance to bad rubbish!?

  10. Vogtian cycle 12,068 years when direction of rotation of the earth and its poles reverse caused by electrical interference of the suns full on nova

  11. After the overwhelming referendum defeat with only canberra voting in favour

    We'll get it

    This was a big thumbs down to labour and lnp who were even promising another referendum if the last one failed

    Their time has gone for a MiIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG majority government in QLD This is going to happen xxxxxxx

  12. So the arch communist dictator paluscez has resigned - I wonder what kind of little hitler is trying for office this time and what kind of rigged election were going to get - how they got in for the last 3 times - pencils ready and insecure cardboard polling and prepolling booths - on non serialised ballot papers that no-one can trace - on chinese communist party software house produced electoral register 'results' software

    That's how labour were voted in and successive QLD governments and opposition's have allowed this situation to continue - come on Queensland Knights grand order of the boot to them - with trillion dollar debt and rising because of such corrupt and incompetent government Queensland and Australia can't afford such fuckwits in office - we can knock $45 billion off this debt just by cancelling the olympics!?

  13. Danger Dan It's a Wonderful Life. D-Head Of The Year. QandA, Dan Andrews, Alan Joyce, Bill Gates

    https://youtu.be/EX55duivQME?feature=shared

  14. When Clowns Go Bad

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  15. The Asinine Archeological Atrocity

  16. How to Tell if You've Selected a bad HMO

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  17. The Silly Suicidal Saga

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  18. Beavis and Butthead

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  19. International Men's Day Referendum Celebration

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  20. The Bombastic Baptismal

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  21. HOT FUZZ Screen bites

    https://youtu.be/swtZEfTtqfQ?si=2IRxWPHDWgoYdEvk

  22. HOT FUZZ2

    https://youtu.be/L6PKkxn7pq0?feature=shared

  23. If this all we can expect at this year's round up of uber drivers in the US primary elections like bad karmala harris and the greens

    if this is all the culture of democracy we can expect come on fellahs time to step up

    Yes we want you to nominate for the next QLD state elections - TODAY it's time to step up please

  24. Great no worries Will be online at 1pm Wednesday 15th November 2023

    I am the best person to represent the electorate Caloundra because I know it and the concerns of the people well particularly in relation to planning and development and believe there should be a proportion of development land set aside for industrial ( manufacturing) residential and commercial no matter where you live in equal measure

    As a local businessman and boat builder and manufacturer and as a resident for 25 years I well understand the lack of availability of affordable accommodation in Caloundra and the Sunshine Coast in particular and Queensland in general as well as right across the country

    Socially I have been involved in the Caloundra Chorale and New World Rhythm and Church choirs and I have been heavily involved in cricket and rugby union both as a player and as committee member and club secretary

    I continue to sponsor and support these clubs and have even been on the church parish council - members from all of which who have nominated and voted for me as an independent in the past

    I have been supporting the NO vote since it was announced in February - so a total of seven (9) months 2-3 hours a week (3*4*9) total 108 hours

    My passions include resolving the homelessness situation here on the Sunshine coast and if elected I will correct the appalling lack of suitable accommodation for them in the form of motels and backpackers believing that there should be automatic and mandatory 'material' change of use and or rezoning for this type of accommodation of at least two extra 30 room 2000sq metre developments required per Division in Caloundra and the Sunshine Coast in particular and Queensland in general as well as across the nation as an opportunity to resolve this

    Party aligned activites include the specification design and manufacture of such accommodation which would be infinitely scaleable

    This is going to be fun running for State Parliament and I look forward celebrating the ( in)voice referendum defeat and international men's day on the 19th November 2023

  25. Please prepare a short 3 to 5-minute piece on why you are the best person to represent your electorate, the party-aligned activities you are involved with within your local community, including any club memberships or other activities that may assist your candidacy.

  26. Famines were common in Europe at the time but for a crop brought back from the colonies in America there wouldn't even have been the potato upon which there was placed so much reliance

    Famines were common in Europe without diversification or other help from the colonies eg Canada matters would have been far worse sad but true

  27. So we are accused of failing to prevent climate change - what a load of tosh - hopefully the IQ of the judiciary will be higher than those believing all this crap - down through the eons climate change has had nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    http://whigparty.com.au/global%20warming.htm

    http://whigparty.com.au/carbon%20tax%20etc%20cts.htm

  28. DV laws are unconstitutional

    Guilty until proven innocent

  29. We're all descended from fish!?

  30. Voted school council meridan state independent public school parent and citizen committee member

    industry liaison council

    https://meridansc.eq.edu.au/

  31. Is that it - how about some sanctions for benjamin 'shit for brains' netanyahu and his corrupt and incompetent regime same as putin

  32. You can tell there's an election coming up

    It's pathetic - the political nobbling campaign for this election has already begun commenced for allegations made on Wednesday 15th November 2023 while we were doing the TEAMS Interview and for which whole day I can account for my whereabouts in CALOUNDRA

    With two police officers on my doorstep Friday evening 17th November 2023 issuing me a summons to appear on the 22nd November 2023 luckily not affecting the International Men's Day on Sunday 19th November 2023 and referendum defeat celebration - that was a win!!!! - 2 police officers on my doorstep - which only makes me more determined

  33. How about charging double for healthcare cranes to lift fat patients two person double staff handling amount of food etc!?

  34. The cost of government #1

    Climate change fuckwits

    Successive corruption and incompetence at fiscal policy has led to the inflation boom and bust we see today particularly in relation to interest rates and what is known as the money supply

    Printing ( or inventing) money that doesn't exist by the banks with the result that having paid off the national debt from WW2 our children and grandchildren are now being saddled with incompetent fiscal maagement by the likes of the paluscez government to the tune of trillions of dollars

    Borrowing and spending like there is no tomorrow which must be paid for through higher taxes and more bureaucracy and taxation particularly in relation to this lunacy regarding carbon offsets 'cheaper electricity' and climate change

    During the last 300 years when these cycles have been occurring as result of rotation and orbit and cyclic periodicity of energy from the sun

    Which anyone with half a brain can see has nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    Driving to work / flatulent cows are not the cause at all - the cost of government has everything to do with climate change fuckwits such as the greens labour and the lnp much like the referendum vote they are completely out of touch - just vote them out

  35. I would go so far as to state that business rates are destroying lives and families putting unnecessary financial strain on lives and families who are all paying domestic rates elsewhere - and so is everyone who comes in to that business while Temu eBay mail order aren't paying a cent

    Such Double dipping is destroying jobs and employment in an overburdened with tax environment which we are going to change NOT necessarily fire police ambulance levies but this would be a start

    Business rates are a tax on going in to work

    Every restaurant every cafe every corner ship especally shopping malls are paying to work - just imagine if every government worker had to pay a contribution there would be a public outcry

    Business rates are a tax on going in to work and therefore a tax on employment on top of all the other 11 taxes - get fucked with your business rates!!

  36. Election sign slogan- Don't be a climate change fuckwit

    Compounded by the camcorder ocene ( boxing day tsunami 2004) and rotation and orbit of the earth around the sun coupled with the periodicity of energy generated by the sun including Guassian cycles coronial mass ejections and a generally a huge hydrogen bomb doing what it likes - neither driving to work nor flatulent cows - climate change has got nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    Don't be a climate change fuckwit

    REUTERS

  37. META should be renamed EMRTE

    Even More Rubbish Than Ever

  38. Preselection Criteria

    1. Department of Transport and Main Road Records:

    2. Five Years of Tax Assessments:

    3. Credit Report:

    4. Bankruptcy report:

    5. Person History check:

  39. 500,000 migrants who bring 0 ( no) houses = negative minus - 500,000 deficit in housing accommodation ( just like UK USA Canada and Europe) - simple really

  40. Have any of our western leaders got any balls at all - talk about inaction - what's happening in Gaza is totally unacceptable and all we're getting is 2D propaganda - the answer is to enforce an immediate ceasefire hostages or no hostages - there is no excuse

  41. Amateur - whole voting system needs to be done via myGov / qgov and electoral Register ONLINE via your smartphone tablet or pc or someone you know library workplace electoral office with pictures and profiles of candidates so you know who you're voting for

  42. This is completely unacceptable behaviour

    The refusal or otherwise to release several hundred hostages doesn't give you the right to massacre 10's of thousands of civilians or war fighters you believe may have been responsible for kidnapping them

    This is international terrorism by any other name and must be stopped and sanctioned and warcrime charges brought against - you've guessed it - corrupt and incompetent prime minister netanyahu - just like putin

    This might spell the end for Israel or perhaps relocate it somewhere else maybe to the ukraine or china!?

  43. Not sure the Beatles resurrecting old music tapes into a final reunion 'we need the money' full concert video song is going to cut it this time - Could manage this one indefinitely!?

  44. Hmm murdering innocent men women and children - two wrongs do not make a right - I think we should be sanctioning israel along with russia AND china - this is how you deal with repressive regimes

  45. Why aren't these fuckwits in government allowing to build some accommodation that homeless people would otherwise occupy!?

  46. Online pornography laws Depicting Sodomy lesbian homosexual

    Between reproductive man and woman only

    Otherwise promoting depraved obnoxious inferior perverse and unnatural acts

  47. WAGS - Just why?

    Minecraft - Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

    The assinine archaeological atrocity

    One morning in a prison tower

    The lighter side of something

  48. 100% recognition in the constitution for citizens whose parents or grandparents weren't born in Australia ( unrecognised at the moment true story) or anything else is pure tokenism with formal relinquishment upon accession to parliament ( eg Barnaby Joyce)

    Rugby player ( prospective candidates) population catchment increased by 80% at the same time

    Try that for constitutional recognition!?

    Yes we do need to include this 80% of the population in the federal democratic process - or my name's Roger Rabbit

    What do you expect when only 20% of ex-con population descendants and aboriginals are allowed to stand for parliament

    Frankly is it any wonder we have the pork barreling corruption and incompetence with the highest taxes in the world and not even dentistry included in Medicare

  49. And walking back ansatasi paluscez 'committment' to QLD in general and CALOUNDRA in particular by combining the outsourcing of the Electoral Roll and ( rigged) Election Results Display software to a communist party software house

    You've guessed it - OUTSOURCING of the Electoral Commission of Queenslands electoral Register and election results to a china chinese software house and a hostile foreign power - compromising our privacy and confidentiality at the same time

    - no tik tok required!?

    To be repealed hopefully along with her child murdering abortion laws and failed Abortion laws

    This and her mess and deals with the homelessness / housing crisis cost of living or rather government incurred by this communist dictatorship

    Along with her man hating 'domestic violence' legislation of yore set to take effect months and years after the next election before it's repeal

  50. Sound like dufscralbo's Australian wine import 'concession' and the port of Darwin "But 'tis strange, And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths; Win us with honest trifles, to betray's/In deepest consequence" (I. 3.121-125). Said by Banquo to Macbeth about how the witches tell the truth about little things, but lie for grand and important matters. What next lobsters for Sydney Harbour!?

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  52. Very kind of communist dictator and socialist scrounger anastazi paluscez to take the time off between shopping sprees and grace us with her presence virtue signalling in remote communities vis a vis the so called (in)voice now that it has been completely rejected

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