An Official humourous and satirical publication of MIKE JESSOP
Just to elaborate further what this is all about - a fortnightly payment eg PAYMENT TO UWU FEES UWDUES91420160XXXX -$26.50 Effective date 15 September 2022 Appearing on your bank statement fortnightly
These funds are used primarily to pay for union official expense account lunches and of course eg such as socialist scrounger albanese and communist dictator anastazi paluscez main source of illegal collection of party donations - to the labour party in QLD making private donations from such as property development project management companies a criminal offence!? This is big business to both the unions and the labour party at $689 per person seeking to boost their donations
That's all this is about
A fortnightly payment
Usually sold fraudulently as life insurance - that's $689 per annum per person
"How much is membership? Union membership fees change slightly based on where you work and what you're paid most membership fees are $13.25 a week."
This is a big push by the unions to get back the money they invested in the labour party. And that's what this is all about this is a smokescreen and all about the unions who want increased numbers in their membership. So if the unions can garnish say 25% of the workforce ie 700,000 * 689 = $482,300,00
That's serious money to fund the labour party and the unions that's what this is all about
NO MORE
Vote against this bill please
Now he's trying the old trick of attrition - boring people to death by prolonging proceedings until they give up - never mind disallowing staffers for independent MPs to complete staff work on each piece of legislation He was not elected to ram through this kind of legislation other than by the stranglehold held by the unions on labour!?
To stop socialist scrounger albanese from doing his best to close down as many business owners as he can that pay his salary
Keep up the good work
I really want to encourage support and guide our Independents and cross benchers through this to vote against it
Regards
Mike Jessop
Independent
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You heard it first on Whig party hacks #24 www.WHIGParty.com.au
Birds and bats eating all your mango buds never mind your mangos ( or any other fruits and nuts)
Take one wine box cask liner and using a pair of scissors cut and fold it out into a rectangle
Cut out a 2" / 50mm strip in spiral fashion around the whole sheet into a glittering snake that will freak out those dickies something chronic!? - remember they're not sharing anything with you
Retain and don't cut out the round dispenser tap but use as the snake's head and use it as a retainer to hang over a twig or branch when you install it in and around your mango or other tree
Show me a bird that will not try to avoid a 4 metre snake in your tree and I will show you a lie!?
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Find an old spare burner smartphone ( preferably android) take out a $15 tablet sharer Sim card plan that shares your unlimited or high speed data ( eg Vodafone) and hoist it up the mast ( flagpole tv arial etc) or if good reception in your area just somewhere optimal inside your house set up a wifi HOTSPOT and away you go
Just need USB power
If in poor reception area use a compass and Aus Phone Towers to find out where your cellphone tower(s) are to optimally locate your burner phone around your house
For power you can
Use 12v / USB solar panel to power your brand new WiFi that everyone with a secure password can access
Call your new WiFi VOTE MIKE JESSOP IND WHIG PARTY and do please VOTE MIKE JESSOP IND WHIG PARTY and you will not be disappointed!? www.whigparty.com.au
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The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
No one took responsibility so nothing got accomplished.
Remind you of anything in politics!?
This will occur anywhere there is a culture that lacks accountability.
Whose Job Is It, Anyway?
https://www.lollydaskal.com/leadership/story-everybody-somebody-anybody-nobody/
Regarding education the following relates to what children should be learning
at school
1 Learn to pay Attention
2 Listen to Instruction
3 Obey Direction
4 Accept Discipline
5 Learn to work with people
6 To finish the job ( aka completed staffwork)
Courtesy The WHIG PARTY ( and IBM (UK) Ltd)
REUTERS
WHIG
The words 'damn you Jessop' spring to mind for half the incumbents And 'Carry on regardless' for the rest of them
Regarding so called teal ( I prefer red and yellow) I can't stand the waving arms like a weather forecaster each time the topic of climate change arises 'Fossil' fuels are stored solar energy - climate change is here to stay - government workers are too - we can influence the number of government workers - ice ages have come and gone that are nothing to do with human activity whatsoever - get over it!?
Roll on the double dissolution - I'll give it six months
WHIG
This was yet another deliberate attempt by the present incumbents to curtail opportunities for Independent MP's to take part in the democratic process This only increases my determination in the face of political 'nobbling' which was reduced from 9 ( nine) police officers on our doorstep to 2 ( two) this time round courtesy of scott morrison and anastasi paluscez
We succeeded nonetheless I was at the AEC in Maroochydore at 11:15am prior to the 12:00 noon deadline with all formalities complete but I have been recovering from a serious bladder infection and after five attempts to submit nominations I regret that I decided this was not the time to continue into a four week election campaign but sometimes you have to look after yourself I do these things for Christ alone and to bring healing to the political process
Nothing has changed since the last federal election!!
You need someone in parliament to introduce this kind of legislation for family law reform electoral reform and tax reform and I resolve to continue this campaign at the next election and in the meantime, because neither the lnp nor the alp are capable of listening to or acting upon these matters which is why we have to stand against them in the first place!?
Thank you for your continuing support and guidance and please do lobby the other prospective candidates on tax reform electoral reform and family law reform such as is set out in PUNCH MAGAZINE on the www.whigparty.com.au website
May God bless you
If you are registered to vote in the seat of FISHER Come on down to Currimundi Lakes entrance end of Watson Street this Thursday - today around 5:00pm (17:00) until 6:30pm and join me to have a beer and sign my nomination form - you must be over 18 and reside in my electorate please And again on Friday 4pm to 8pm around the same time to enjoy the Currimundi Twilight Zone markets and face stuff!? It's beer o'clock
I need 126 signatures ( references) to complete nomination formalities for the seat of FISHER
Don't let apathy rule
This is how you can be part of genuine tax reform AND electoral reform You will not be disappointed Currimundi Twilight Market and KiteThrills Auction and BBQ and Bar
I would suggest that anyone who challenges the so called two party system and experiences accusations of Neo Nazi, Third Reich, Fascist Racist confederate Ku Klux Klan that these are a complete invention - for which there is no evidence whatsoever and far from being simply fake news - such proponents and adversaries are more like pathological liars quite apart from being defamatory and slanderous
for believing their own lies which is a prime symptom of being a pathological liar this condition may land themselves in court for defamation and slander costs and damages unless they can prove otherwise as a defence that they are pathological liars - and even if they aren't
You're going to need someone in there driving this tax reform legislation through because the
Vote for Andrew Wallace lnp you're voting for a dud who isn't even allowed to introduce legislation no matter what promises he may make in fact As speaker of the house he isn't even allowed to vote on such legislation based on his occupation as a lawyer
With regard to his impartiality as speaker of the house as far as I am concerned
this would seriously be in doubt
based on my own experience with his testimony and advice regarding a police matter at the last election
Along with Peter Dutton before that ( regarding a certain Lorraine bird) as an alternative
Furthermore during the last two years there should be a refund of any and every government charge that businesses have had to pay during this time to businesses affected by Coronavirus COVID19 of all government charges
GST Johny Howard is responsible for wasting more time of business owners for tax reporting in the history of the world probably for all time
PS It galls me that ministers can beavis and butthead their way through their parliamentary career and then retire on full salary with travel perks Kick 'em out on what the rest of the population has to retire on
Shame on anyone taking part in the olympics - like the nutcase ( Ras)putin We should begin sanctioning china like russia today dealing severely with every pathological lie to come out of she ging ping pongs mouth as though it was from the lips of the communist dictator - and be no illusion about the intentions of either communist dictator and start using the same tactics on them
GST Johny responsible for wasting more time of business owners for tax reporting in the history of the world probably for all time
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