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Stored solar energy from the sun Part 2:

All we need to do now is resolve homelessness with 2 of 30 unit motel / backpackers per division with automatic material change of use / rezoning and budget to produce - and we'll be right

Stored solar energy from the sun Part 1:

I am a modern boat builder 2

Some measure of the corruption and incompetence of the new incumbent Meaghan Scanlon housing minister as at June 2023

So Joe Natolis wife wants to become mayor without any experience - wonder how that's going to be without any thumbs on the scale!?

Doctors strike on $15 / hour sound familiar!?

Nutcatcher toilet seat

How do I know there's an Election coming up around March 21st 2024

Political personality disaster of the year award goes to anastazi paluscez for her double chins and leonard cohen records

Nothing to do with millions of legal / illegal immigrants coming across the border who don't bring houses with them!?

75% reduction in coal oil gas ( petrol diesel aviation fuel) what is this guy on!?

Shaking hands with a mass murderer

Invoke my fifth amendment / Constututional right to the presumption of innocence - Not Guilty until proved innocent

Sound familiar!?

The vanished trade delegation

We should pay china to put dufscralbo and all of the Qld trade delegation into one of the numerous chinese unofficial prisons

CNP Colonial Naive Patronising party!?

All two wrongs make a right - the year is 2023AD these Jews and Arabs need to learn to coexist in a far more Christian manner - love your neighbour love your enemy - not much of that!?

If all these moslems and jews behaved in a more Christian manner there wouldn't be any problem!?

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Come on fellahs time to step up Yes we want you to nominate for the next QLD state elections - TODAY it's time to step up please

I am the best person to represent the electorate Caloundra because I know it and the concerns of the people well particularly in relation to planning and development and believe there should be a proportion of development land set aside for industrial ( manufacturing) residential and commercial no matter where you live in equal measure

Please prepare a short 3 to 5-minute piece on why you are the best person to represent your electorate, the party-aligned activities you are involved with within your local community, including any club memberships or other activities that may assist your candidacy.

Famines were common in Europe

So we are accused of failing to prevent climate change

DV laws are unconstitutional - Guilty until proved innocent

We're all descended from fish!?

Voted school council meridan state independent public school parent and citizen committee member
industry liaison council

Is that it - how about some sanctions for benjamin 'shit for brains' netanyahu and his corrupt and incompetent regime same as putin

You can tell there's an election coming up It's pathetic

How about charging double for healthcare cranes to lift fat patients two person double staff handling amount of food etc!?

The cost of government #1

Business rates are a tax on going in to work and therefore a tax on employment

Election sign slogan - Don't be a climate change fuckwit

META should be renamed EMRTE - Even More Rubbish Than Ever

Preselection Criteria

500,000 migrants who bring 0 ( no) houses = negative minus - 500,000 deficit in housing accommodation - simple realluy

What's happening in Gaza is totally unacceptable and all we're getting is 2D propaganda - the answer is to enforce an immediate ceasefire hostages or no hostages - there is no excuse

Amateur - whole voting system needs to be done via myGov / qgov and electoral Register ONLINE via your smartphone tablet or PC with pictures and profiles of candidates so you know who you're voting for

This is completely unacceptable behaviour and must be stopped and sanctioned and warcrime charges brought against - you've guessed it - corrupt and incompetent prime minister netanyahu

Not sure the Beatles resurrecting old music tapes into a final reunion 'we need the money' full concert video song is going to cut it this time - Could manage this one indefinitely!?

Hmm murdering innocent men women and children - two wrongs do not make a right - I think we should be sanctioning israel along with russia AND china - this is how you deal with repressive regimes

Why aren't these fuckwits in government allowing to build some accommodation that homeless people would otherwise occupy!?

Online pornography laws Depicting Sodomy lesbian homosexual - Otherwise promoting depraved obnoxious inferior perverse and unnatural acts

WAGS - Just why?

100% recognition in the constitution for citizens whose parents or grandparents weren't born in Australia

And walking back ansatasi paluscez 'committment' to QLD

Chinese diplomatic 'stabilisation'

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the so called (in)voice now that it has been completely rejected

  1. Stored solar energy from the sun Part 2: Our new leftard communist dictatorship premier and 75% reduction in coal oil gas ( petrol diesel aviation fuel) what is this guy on!? - Drugs I would say like anastazi paluscez The trade union funded $700 million per annum labour leader is more of the same whose stated aim is the downfall of our civilisation and democracy and the undermining thereof - get it!?..... Legalisation of cannabis will be next duplicitous fabian socialist scrounger albanese Old milesy: Professional student with not one degree but two politician and trade union official with a uq phd on the trade union movement Never done a day's work in his life like the rest of them like dufscralbo Out to destroy our states economy and country with no knowledge of life anywhere outside of Brisbane with no business experience at all

  2. All we need to do now is resolve homelessness with 2 of 30 unit motel / backpackers per division with automatic material change of use / rezoning and budget to produce - and we'll be right Is anyone listening or acting upon what the people are saying at all!? Or are we up for the same treatment and punishment at the polls as last time!? How completely out of touch and useless in judging the political mood and outcome of this referendum even promising more wasted time and money True cost $103 billion ie 8 million people 3 hours a week over the last 9 months ( 9 * 8,000,000*(3*4*9)*120) considering and voting on such a useless proposal and raising so many unrealistic expectations to such a miriad of part or non Aboriginal fellow scroungers I hope this serves as a lesson to abolish the $44 billion being spent on this virtue signalling each year And recognising the true cost ie $103 billion of time and money wasted by our law makers when so many real issues such as homelessness and 'the gap' could be alternatively addressed What we need is two 30 unit motel / backpackers per division with automatic material change of use / rezoning and budget to produce - and we'll be right Right now please

  3. Stored solar energy from the sun Part 1: 75% reduction in coal oil gas ( petrol diesel aviation fuel) what is this guy on!?

    Old milesy is taking and throwing the favourable advantage that Queensland Australia has over every other state or country in the world and chucking it down the drain

    Coal oil and gas were but stored solar energy from eons ago - neither of which are caused by human activity - get over it

  4. I am a modern boat builder 2:
    Regarding nobbling allegations third Reich fascist neo nazi ( confederate Ku Klux Klan)

    Much like Nigel Farage Pauline Hanson and now bankrupted Fraser Anning and many more victims of political nobbling especially where the banks are involved and who are peculating billions nay trillions while millions of people can barely afford to live let alone put a roof over their head

    I leave you to decide for yourselves

  5. Some measure of the corruption and incompetence of the new incumbent Meaghan Scanlon housing minister as at June 2023 The 54 for the homeless /65 for social worker government worker for the year are yet to be completed Please see below letters to Housing Minister Councillors State and Federal MP Fisher Caloundra sunshine coast regional council Letter to State Federal MP and Councillors and Meaghan Scanlon Housing minister for QLD

    G'day
    My primary motivation is to provide the type of accommodation which homeless people would otherwise occupy such as housing in the form of Motel / Backpacker style accommodation effectively closed down in the last decade by the QLD government and local authorities around Australia due to the CHILDERS Backpacker arson attack

    This type of accommodation is very management intensive being daily or weekly rental cycle and is unlikely to attract investors for a number of reasons mainly because such accommodation had established use and would otherwise require:-

    Material Change of Use orGazetted Rezoning of LandWhilst the cost of upgrading for means of escape from fire or 'fireproofing' of existing buildings was unfeasibly beyond the reach of landlords who would often opt for the sale of property for redeveloping into accommodation of 1/10th capacity certainly beyond the reach of the homeless or destitute

    I regret that myself and my colleagues were unable to assist you or progress the Expression of Interest in the Tender by the Department of Housing Partnership Capital Delivery and Procurement of Strategic Asset Management Renewal

    https://www.whigparty.com.au/Fortnights%20X-Tweets%20September%202023.htm

    With less than 54 units to be provided to homeless people by the end of 2023 in response to the homelessness situation in Queensland this response is completely inadequate

    https://www.whigparty.com.au/Fortnights%20X-Tweets%20September%202023.htm#C52

    https://www.whigparty.com.au/Fortnights%20X-Tweets%20September%202023.htm#C53

    https://www.whigparty.com.au/Fortnights%20X-Tweets%20September%202023.htm#C54

  6. So Joe Natolis wife wants to become mayor without any experience - wonder how that's going to be without any thumbs on the scale!?

  7. Doctors strike on $15 / hour sound familiar!? That's the difference between so called professional salaried staff and wages that applies to every business owner and those who go home at 4:30 after starting at 8:30 am

    One is doing 7 hours a day and the other between 10-14 hours a day true story

    Resolution: abolition of income tax in favour of 0.5% GGST on every transaction and abolishing GST as well

    Result: Lower cost of government higher income for everyone

    Let's do it

  8. Nutcatcher toilet seat pneumatically lowered
    Ball Swirler Bathroom suite furniture

    Don't sit down too fast
    Toilet seat

  9. How do I know there's an Election coming up around March 21st 2024

    Political nobbling / smear campaign 2023/4 total of 8 more QLD police officers on my doorstep since 17th November ( starting with PHON fundraiser and referendum defeat celebration on the 19th) - let me see 9+8= 17 QLD police union members @ $700 = that's $11,900 in union fees alone to the labour party never mind wasted police hours paid for out of our pockets

    Subject: a complete fabrication and invention of evidence involving legally aided persecution / prosecution that's not even worth talking about!?

    I thought double chinned paluscez and her Leonard Cohen records had gone!?

    Estimated police hours so far since 2021 400hours @ $200 = $80,000 hours since 2009 even more

    police departments are among the largest public sector agencies in their respective jurisdictions ( 65,000 government workers costing $2,000million pa) while there are 244,000 homeless in cars / on the streets every night

    Sad really

  10. Political personality disaster of the year award goes to anastazi paluscez for her double chins and leonard cohen records

  11. Nothing to do with millions of legal / illegal immigrants coming across the border who don't bring houses with them!? Just need to build more accommodation of the kind homeless people would otherwise occupy - I like the 25% affordable / social housing too

  12. 75% reduction in coal oil gas ( petrol diesel aviation fuel) what is this guy on!?

    Old milesy is taking and throwing the favourable advantage that Queensland Australia has over every other state or country in the world and chucking it down the drain

    Coal oil and gas were but stored solar energy from eons ago - neither of which were caused by human activity - get over it

  13. Shaking hands with a mass murderer
    Broome harbour for beef
    Melbourne for milk
    Ausgrid for australia
    pilchards for pilbara
    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-australia-privatisation-ports-idUSKCN11P04O

  14. Invoke my fifth amendment / Constututional right to the presumption of innocence - Not Guilty until proved innocent

    http://whigparty.com.au/PUNCH%20Magazine%20weekly.htm

    https://www.whigparty.com.au

  15. Sound familiar!?

    https://youtu.be/3rupRVU0yiQ?si=Vz7WO5h3rr0IrjLH

  16. The vanished trade delegation

    Dufscralbo and anastazi paluscez's grab to pay off trillions of dollars of state and federal debt they continue to run up at our expense to pay for her jets along with dufscralbo's $400million ( actual cost $103 billion) failed (in)voice referendum are both going to be in vain

    Far from ceasing to trade with such a hostile foreign power both dufscralbo and anastazi are seeking to hand over more of our economy to china by shaking hands with a mass murderer to 'stabilise' a free trade agreement in return for allowing Australia to export wine beef lobsters coal iron ore

    These fuckwits couldn't negotiate themselves out of a paper bag!?

    So far it's going to be
    Darwin for wine
    Sydney for lobsters
    Pilchards for pilbara
    Broome harbour for beef
    Melbourne harbour for milk
    Ausgrid for Australia
    Temu mail order for gumtree / eBay ma
    This isn't difficult

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-australia-privatisation-ports-idUSKCN11P04O

  17. We should pay china to put dufscralbo and all of the Qld trade delegation into one of the numerous chinese unofficial prisons ( keeps their stats down) and tell them to shove this free trade agreement we have and stop sending them any more money and resources that threatens to destabilise world peace other than to lock them all away forever hopefully before china does the same to the rest of us

  18. CNP Colonial Naive Patronising party!?

  19. All two wrongs make a right - the year is 2023AD these Jews and Arabs need to learn to coexist in a far more Christian manner - love your neighbour love your enemy - not much of that!?

  20. If all these moslems and jews behaved in a more Christian manner there wouldn't be any problem!?

  21. HOT FUZZ Screen bites

    https://youtu.be/swtZEfTtqfQ?si=2IRxWPHDWgoYdEvk

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    https://youtu.be/L6PKkxn7pq0?feature=shared

  23. If this all we can expect at this year's round up of uber drivers in the US primary elections like bad karmala harris and the greens

    if this is all the culture of democracy we can expect come on fellahs time to step up

    Yes we want you to nominate for the next QLD state elections - TODAY it's time to step up please

  24. Great no worries Will be online at 1pm Wednesday 15th November 2023

    I am the best person to represent the electorate Caloundra because I know it and the concerns of the people well particularly in relation to planning and development and believe there should be a proportion of development land set aside for industrial ( manufacturing) residential and commercial no matter where you live in equal measure

    As a local businessman and boat builder and manufacturer and as a resident for 25 years I well understand the lack of availability of affordable accommodation in Caloundra and the Sunshine Coast in particular and Queensland in general as well as right across the country

    Socially I have been involved in the Caloundra Chorale and New World Rhythm and Church choirs and I have been heavily involved in cricket and rugby union both as a player and as committee member and club secretary

    I continue to sponsor and support these clubs and have even been on the church parish council - members from all of which who have nominated and voted for me as an independent in the past

    I have been supporting the NO vote since it was announced in February - so a total of seven (9) months 2-3 hours a week (3*4*9) total 108 hours

    My passions include resolving the homelessness situation here on the Sunshine coast and if elected I will correct the appalling lack of suitable accommodation for them in the form of motels and backpackers believing that there should be automatic and mandatory 'material' change of use and or rezoning for this type of accommodation of at least two extra 30 room 2000sq metre developments required per Division in Caloundra and the Sunshine Coast in particular and Queensland in general as well as across the nation as an opportunity to resolve this

    Party aligned activites include the specification design and manufacture of such accommodation which would be infinitely scaleable

    This is going to be fun running for State Parliament and I look forward celebrating the ( in)voice referendum defeat and international men's day on the 19th November 2023

  25. Please prepare a short 3 to 5-minute piece on why you are the best person to represent your electorate, the party-aligned activities you are involved with within your local community, including any club memberships or other activities that may assist your candidacy.

  26. Famines were common in Europe at the time but for a crop brought back from the colonies in America there wouldn't even have been the potato upon which there was placed so much reliance

    Famines were common in Europe without diversification or other help from the colonies eg Canada matters would have been far worse sad but true

  27. So we are accused of failing to prevent climate change - what a load of tosh - hopefully the IQ of the judiciary will be higher than those believing all this crap - down through the eons climate change has had nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    http://whigparty.com.au/global%20warming.htm

    http://whigparty.com.au/carbon%20tax%20etc%20cts.htm

  28. DV laws are unconstitutional

    Guilty until proven innocent

  29. We're all descended from fish!?

  30. Voted school council meridan state independent public school parent and citizen committee member

    industry liaison council

    https://meridansc.eq.edu.au/

  31. Is that it - how about some sanctions for benjamin 'shit for brains' netanyahu and his corrupt and incompetent regime same as putin

  32. You can tell there's an election coming up

    It's pathetic - the political nobbling campaign for this election has already begun commenced for allegations made on Wednesday 15th November 2023 while we were doing the TEAMS Interview and for which whole day I can account for my whereabouts in CALOUNDRA

    With two police officers on my doorstep Friday evening 17th November 2023 issuing me a summons to appear on the 22nd November 2023 luckily not affecting the International Men's Day on Sunday 19th November 2023 and referendum defeat celebration - that was a win!!!! - 2 police officers on my doorstep - which only makes me more determined

  33. How about charging double for healthcare cranes to lift fat patients two person double staff handling amount of food etc!?

  34. The cost of government #1

    Climate change fuckwits

    Successive corruption and incompetence at fiscal policy has led to the inflation boom and bust we see today particularly in relation to interest rates and what is known as the money supply

    Printing ( or inventing) money that doesn't exist by the banks with the result that having paid off the national debt from WW2 our children and grandchildren are now being saddled with incompetent fiscal maagement by the likes of the paluscez government to the tune of trillions of dollars

    Borrowing and spending like there is no tomorrow which must be paid for through higher taxes and more bureaucracy and taxation particularly in relation to this lunacy regarding carbon offsets 'cheaper electricity' and climate change

    During the last 300 years when these cycles have been occurring as result of rotation and orbit and cyclic periodicity of energy from the sun

    Which anyone with half a brain can see has nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    Driving to work / flatulent cows are not the cause at all - the cost of government has everything to do with climate change fuckwits such as the greens labour and the lnp much like the referendum vote they are completely out of touch - just vote them out

  35. I would go so far as to state that business rates are destroying lives and families putting unnecessary financial strain on lives and families who are all paying domestic rates elsewhere - and so is everyone who comes in to that business while Temu eBay mail order aren't paying a cent

    Such Double dipping is destroying jobs and employment in an overburdened with tax environment which we are going to change NOT necessarily fire police ambulance levies but this would be a start

    Business rates are a tax on going in to work

    Every restaurant every cafe every corner ship especally shopping malls are paying to work - just imagine if every government worker had to pay a contribution there would be a public outcry

    Business rates are a tax on going in to work and therefore a tax on employment on top of all the other 11 taxes - get fucked with your business rates!!

  36. Election sign slogan- Don't be a climate change fuckwit

    Compounded by the camcorder ocene ( boxing day tsunami 2004) and rotation and orbit of the earth around the sun coupled with the periodicity of energy generated by the sun including Guassian cycles coronial mass ejections and a generally a huge hydrogen bomb doing what it likes - neither driving to work nor flatulent cows - climate change has got nothing to do with human activity whatsoever

    Don't be a climate change fuckwit

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  37. META should be renamed EMRTE

    Even More Rubbish Than Ever

  38. Preselection Criteria

    1. Department of Transport and Main Road Records:

    2. Five Years of Tax Assessments:

    3. Credit Report:

    4. Bankruptcy report:

    5. Person History check:

  39. 500,000 migrants who bring 0 ( no) houses = negative minus - 500,000 deficit in housing accommodation ( just like UK USA Canada and Europe) - simple really

  40. Have any of our western leaders got any balls at all - talk about inaction - what's happening in Gaza is totally unacceptable and all we're getting is 2D propaganda - the answer is to enforce an immediate ceasefire hostages or no hostages - there is no excuse

  41. Amateur - whole voting system needs to be done via myGov / qgov and electoral Register ONLINE via your smartphone tablet or pc or someone you know library workplace electoral office with pictures and profiles of candidates so you know who you're voting for

  42. This is completely unacceptable behaviour

    The refusal or otherwise to release several hundred hostages doesn't give you the right to massacre 10's of thousands of civilians or war fighters you believe may have been responsible for kidnapping them

    This is international terrorism by any other name and must be stopped and sanctioned and warcrime charges brought against - you've guessed it - corrupt and incompetent prime minister netanyahu - just like putin

    This might spell the end for Israel or perhaps relocate it somewhere else maybe to the ukraine or china!?

  43. Not sure the Beatles resurrecting old music tapes into a final reunion 'we need the money' full concert video song is going to cut it this time - Could manage this one indefinitely!?

  44. Hmm murdering innocent men women and children - two wrongs do not make a right - I think we should be sanctioning israel along with russia AND china - this is how you deal with repressive regimes

  45. Why aren't these fuckwits in government allowing to build some accommodation that homeless people would otherwise occupy!?

  46. Online pornography laws Depicting Sodomy lesbian homosexual

    Between reproductive man and woman only

    Otherwise promoting depraved obnoxious inferior perverse and unnatural acts

  47. WAGS - Just why?

    Minecraft - Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

    The assinine archaeological atrocity

    One morning in a prison tower

    The lighter side of something

  48. 100% recognition in the constitution for citizens whose parents or grandparents weren't born in Australia ( unrecognised at the moment true story) or anything else is pure tokenism with formal relinquishment upon accession to parliament ( eg Barnaby Joyce)

    Rugby player ( prospective candidates) population catchment increased by 80% at the same time

    Try that for constitutional recognition!?

    Yes we do need to include this 80% of the population in the federal democratic process - or my name's Roger Rabbit

    What do you expect when only 20% of ex-con population descendants and aboriginals are allowed to stand for parliament

    Frankly is it any wonder we have the pork barreling corruption and incompetence with the highest taxes in the world and not even dentistry included in Medicare

  49. And walking back ansatasi paluscez 'committment' to QLD in general and CALOUNDRA in particular by combining the outsourcing of the Electoral Roll and ( rigged) Election Results Display software to a communist party software house

    You've guessed it - OUTSOURCING of the Electoral Commission of Queenslands electoral Register and election results to a china chinese software house and a hostile foreign power - compromising our privacy and confidentiality at the same time

    - no tik tok required!?

    To be repealed hopefully along with her child murdering abortion laws and failed Abortion laws

    This and her mess and deals with the homelessness / housing crisis cost of living or rather government incurred by this communist dictatorship

    Along with her man hating 'domestic violence' legislation of yore set to take effect months and years after the next election before it's repeal

  50. Sound like dufscralbo's Australian wine import 'concession' and the port of Darwin "But 'tis strange, And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths; Win us with honest trifles, to betray's/In deepest consequence" (I. 3.121-125). Said by Banquo to Macbeth about how the witches tell the truth about little things, but lie for grand and important matters. What next lobsters for Sydney Harbour!?

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  52. Very kind of communist dictator and socialist scrounger anastazi paluscez to take the time off between shopping sprees and grace us with her presence virtue signalling in remote communities vis a vis the so called (in)voice now that it has been completely rejected

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